I love my church, truly I do, but yesterday I noticed a lot of stuff during the service. See, my grandma taught me there were things one simply did not do during church. She also always, always wore a dress (not a skirt! not pants!) to church, and did not shy away from hats and gloves. I'm a lot more casual than she was, but I still have my limits. Here are things I saw yesterday that I WILL NOT DO during a church service: *swigging coffee, with slurping. *chugging from water or soda bottle *eating breakfast *picking nose *filing nails *talking during sermon *talking during prayer *brushing and re-styling hair *applying makeup *picking teeth *balancing checkbook *snoring I was taught that all of that stuff should be done before or after church. I can delay my need for coffee or nail-filing for an hour and a half. I'll survive. If I absolutely must do any of the above RIGHT NOW, I'll excuse myself from the sanctuary and do it elsewhere so I don't drive other worshippers crazy. Apparently, we need to apply the Golden Rule more often at church. Sigh.
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