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Random quotes: "Mrs. EduCait, does milk cause herpes?"
"If the dog poops on the steps, you really oughtta clean it up."
"Gerbils don't have sex."
"I'm out absent today." (from a kid standing in front of me)
"How many E's in Mississippi?"
"I just threw up in your trash can."
"Hey! Lookit this booger!" (it was freakishly huge)
"Don't ever touch the underside of a desk." (fresh gum, 'nuff said?)
"Why do this dog's farts smell like acetone?"
"Random fits of wet snow likely tonight." I'm off to nurse my cold, and type some study guides for my little booger factories.
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