I have a sinus infection. My head's gonna a-splode. Someone took my monkey children away and replaced them with sloths. Ugh. Sloths stinky! My hoose is still a mess. No leaks, just mildewy garage. After reading Findlaech's latest, I think I need a wet vac. Now if I could just get Casey to quit farting (like a hunnerd-pound whoopee cushion, I tell ya) maybe I could get some sleep. I might get to have another cool dream where I'm Eowyn (in a blond wig) and the Samurai is Faramir (in a brown wig) and he keeps ruining our romantic scene by cutting loose with his dinosaur kiai. Yes, it's a long story. Nite nite.(Snork, snork. Toot, tooot. Oh, Casey!)
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