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Bah. Teenagers! Thhhbllpppplllttt! Broke up THREE fights today. Called FOUR sets of totally clueless parents whose kids are failing all four academic subjects. ("You mean I was supposed to READ those report cards?") Watched Liz Taylor throw stuff at Dickie Burton four times (Zeffirelli's "Taming of the Shrew") and thoroughly enjoyed the kids' reaction to the hooker on the platform chopines. Moved a whole buttload of books. Ate goodies at a retirement luncheon. Got asked out by an electrician who looked a lot like Liam, only smaller and much hairier. (Told him I had socks older than he is...I do, too.) Now I gotta finish my grades! Two more days.... |
 
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Flap-eared, beetle-headed knaves!