OK, Celynen inspired this.I had to see if I could do it! 101 Things About Me 1. I have compketely flat feet. 2. I hate okra. 3. I love sour foods. 4. My eyes are blue with yellow rings around my pupils. They only look green. 5. I got my first gray hair at sixteen. 6. I have had two strokes in the last two years. 7. I have a small hole in my heart. 8. I once loved a man who slept with ballerinas when he couldn't be with me. 9. I don't trust people who wear loafers. 10. I adore dogs. 11. I tolerate cats. 12. I'd love to own a horse. 13. I've never used illegal drugs. 14. I hate cigarettes. 15. I love the smell of wool. 16. I'm looking forward to being an old lady. 17. I've been married for almost 17 years. 18. I look like my mother and both grandmothers. 19. My maternal grandpa died eight months before my mom was born. 20. I'd love to own a VW Bug. 21. I love Sanrio critters. 22. Cinnamon candy makes me barf. 23. I genuinely love most of my students. 24. When I don't love my students, they usually turn out to be murderers. 25. I am a Democrat, sort of. 26. I am a Christian, and believe in God. 27. I have never broken a bone. 28. I hate my nose. 29. I am very short-waisted. 30. I am an excellent waitress. 31. The worst job I ever had was in a bakery, midnight-8 AM. 32. I don't make any money in my current job, but I love it. 33. I will cheerfully maim or kill any fool stupid enough to try to rape, abduct or kill me. 34. I know how to do it. 35. I love iambic pentameter. 36. I hate to pack lunches. 37. Aaron Copland is one of my favorite composers. 38. I think REO Speedwagon really, really sucks. 39. My hair was once purple. 40. I love spelunking. 41. I harbor a suspicion that chickens are aliens. 42. I hate custard pie. 43. I cannot resist cherry pie. 44. I love the way my husband laughs. 45. I have an overdeveloped sense of responsibility. 46. I am always very, very tired. 47. I have a terrible temper, but a long fuse. 48. I sincerely believe that effort expended on children is never, ever wasted. 49. I will never bear children. 50. I want to adopt children someday. 51. I adore Dr. Seuss. 52. My niece, nephews, and godchildren are incredibly precious to me. 53. I hate making Barbie clothes. 54. I can sleep for sixteen hours at a time, easily. 55. I love to get up early. 56. I love coffee. 57. I am addicted to chocolate. 58. I would vote for Colin Powell in a heartbeat, if he ran for President. 59. I cannot abide people who say "nookyoolur." 60. I really like silly words, like "marmot." 61. Movies seem real to me. 62. Rollercoasters are fantastic things. 63. I never get motion sickness. 64. I'm not a very good swimmer. 65. I grew up swimming nearly every day. 66. I cannot crochet. 67. My great-grandmother was one of my heroes. She loved to sew. 68. My paternal grandma used to read my aura (accurately!) 69. I find football mostly pointless and brutal. 70. I always watch the Kentucky Derby. 71. I've fallen off a galloping horse three times in one day. 72. I was a nerd in high school. 73. I am trying hard to stop using the f-word so much. 74. I don't like figs. 75. I paint my toenails very bright colors sometimes. 76. I have only had sexual intercourse with two men. Really. 77. I knew my husband was the love of my life when I met him. 78. I don't always get along with my dad. 79. I have three extremely wonderful brothers. 80. My sisters-in-law are all beautiful. 81. I once dated a man who thought my mom was very sexy. 82. I was once nearly abducted from the grocery store. 83. I am a forensics coach. 84. I used to be very shy. 85. I know how to castrate male cattle. 86. I really love lambs. 87. If I could choose a school uniform for myself, I'd wear levi's and a polo shirt. 88. Velvet is my favorite fabric. 89. I've had my favorite purple afghan since I was twelve. 90. I want to decorate one room of my house entirely in blue. 91. I like doing laundry. 92. I really, really love to cook. 93. None of my best friends live near me, except Frank. 94. I snore. 95. My left arm sometimes doesn't work very well. 96. I can't stand movies where people get bitten. 97. I am an excellent speller. 98. I used to play the piano pretty well. 99. I can still sight-read most music. 100. I love old-time bluegrass. 101. I read all the time.
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