We don't need to develop chemical weapons. Just breed a thousand Wonder Borkitas, take them into the backyard, and let them eat mystery crappus from under my deck. Voila! Dog grenades! Self-propelling! At least, my particular Borkita explodes noisomely. Your mileage may vary. I highly recommend Clorox Oxi Magic carpet cleaner. (Look in the laundry aisle; it's a spot remover, too.) It's great for Borkita Explosions.
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