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2003-04-10 8:39 p.m.

Kevin wants to know what I'd tell myself on the phone, if I could speak to stupid little 37-year-old Educait.

1) Take a baby aspirin EVERY DAY, and call that neurologist and tell him to hurry the hell up with that testing. It WAS a stroke.

2) Quit dyeing your hair, you vain moo. Silver is pretty!

3) Get your library media specialist certification NOW, and flee the Domain of the Terrible Little Dwarf Superintendent!

Still, it would have been wasted breath; I never do as I'm told.

Tomorrow, I give my leetle boogers a hard test, try not to be too obvious about the peepee dance when the buses leave, and enjoy a week of hard-earned VACATION!

On the Headbone: Escape (The Pina Colada Song), because Gen is a bad, mean, evil woman ("med-ieval wo-man...you're a me-die-val wo-man...." ELO, y'all! Bwaahaha!)

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