Let's have a little self-affirmation today, okay? Won't that be nice? I am not "chubby," I am CURVY and WOMANLY. I am not "middle-aged," I am EXPERIENCED and WISE. I'm not going "gray," but SILVER. My feet aren't "huge," they're ROBUST. I have a FIRM FOUNDATION. My chest isn't "saggy," it's PILLOWY. I'm not "short," I'm DAINTY. That's not "crap" I'm full of, it's TOTAL BULLSHITE. Geebers! My curvy ass needs a nap! Today's fun disclosure: my evil superintendent's doings are exposed on the Internet. I'll let you know what I find out. Ta!
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