self-affirmation
2003-01-30 6:34 p.m.

Let's have a little self-affirmation today, okay? Won't that be nice?

I am not "chubby," I am CURVY and WOMANLY.

I am not "middle-aged," I am EXPERIENCED and WISE.

I'm not going "gray," but SILVER.

My feet aren't "huge," they're ROBUST. I have a FIRM FOUNDATION.

My chest isn't "saggy," it's PILLOWY.

I'm not "short," I'm DAINTY.

That's not "crap" I'm full of, it's TOTAL BULLSHITE.

Geebers! My curvy ass needs a nap!

Today's fun disclosure: my evil superintendent's doings are exposed on the Internet. I'll let you know what I find out.

Ta!

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